Pure Randomosity.

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via nbrhoods)

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

(via selfiewithbae)

obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

(via selfiewithbae)

There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind

— (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: hazelhirao, via norahhboo)

sidnugget:

Those groups of teen boys that all hang out together and they’re all under 5’4”

(via lettucenot)

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

(Source: animals-riding-animals, via dimplesfrecklesprettyboyangels)

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

(via dimplesfrecklesprettyboyangels)