Pure Randomosity.

toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

(via ugly)

dark-silent-night:

the-bloody-trio:

arewhedonyet:

Disney Channel Original Movies: HALLOWEEN

All of these

(via cuddle-me-tight)

ninceey:

listen to people when they are mad, it’s the only time you will hear the truth

(via sloshes)

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

(via thefutureauthor)

swolizard:

sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

(via cuddle-me-tight)

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via sloshes)

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

image

when i look out the window to see the older dog just

image

(via thefutureauthor)

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

(via randyjacksoff)

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via dimplesfrecklesprettyboyangels)